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typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.
That guy looks like a chode mageister.
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Someone who has a fat and short head. Also, their nose may look like a little chode.
Samantha is a chode faced freak.
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Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
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A person who is wider than he is tall. An American.
He is a chode person, as he is 6ft 5 wide and 5 ️ft 9 tall.
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A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
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The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
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1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"
"Bro quit being a chode smoker"
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