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When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
(The girl must have eaten corn for this) When banging a girl on her period then do anal until you cum and she shits on your dick, then have her suck it off.
She was on her period and had eaten corn yesterday so I gave her the cherry cream corndog for dinner!
Similar to a double standard meaning that someone thinks that they can live/(do things) one way but believes that others can not do the same thing. This term is used almost exclusively when dealing with food
Nathan:"Did you eat that entire box of cookies because i wanted some"
Rick:"Yeah your point?"
Nathan:"Thats not fair you got mad at me last time I ate all of something, thats such an Ice Cream Standard
When you stick a whole banana, peel and all, in someone's ass. Then, you stomp on the tip of the banana sticking out, while making sure the banana thrusts forcefully up into their ass. Last, they will show their anal gap, while oozing the banana out!
Hey sexy, could I film you performing a bananal cream pie?
When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.
My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.
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