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When two heterosexual friends of the same gender have a sleep over and one leaves in the morning with out saying goodbye.
Chris awoke to the rising sun. He looked over at Nathaniel sleeping peacefully. With out waking up Nathaniel Chris gathered his things and exited the room. As he was leaving the strange house Chris had this uncomfortable feeling as if he had done something, dirty.
When Nathaniel awoke he realized he had been giving the dirty goodbye.
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when your hitting it from the back and then YOU DROP A TAB IN HER ASS
i had a girl last night and she was so freaky i gave her a Dirty Alejandro
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Named after our great 42nd president William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton. In reference to the Monica Lewinsky. Alleged situation. It is when you have one fine cigar. One decent looking intern. You insert the cigar into her pussy. stroke it in and out a bit, then put the cigar into your mouth like a soon to be president would. And suck the juices off of it.
Get elected Governor of any sate. But I heard that Arkansas works best. Use coercion on your young, and innocent, inter into letting you bang her out with a cigar. Then suck the pussy juice off of it. Let me remind you all that in presidential terms this dose not count as sexual relations. Its just a Dirty Bill
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talking with another person, describing mutual sexual activity, with the aim of causing sexual arousal
DIRTY TALK:
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $6.95 per minute.
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When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*
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n. when a guy cums on a dollar and slaps it on a girl's forehead
Shirley was quite surprised when she got the dirty Washington after her and Jack went all the way.
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The act of fisting a girl so hard the rings of cartilage that hold her vagina together fracture
"my girlfriend thought she was a whore, so I gave her a dirty Owen
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