1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.
2: Slang for a homosexual
Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"
Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"
Ricky Dong : "Hey mate what's up?"
Mickey Schlong: "How was last night with Dora?"
Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S
I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.
The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.
The leftover stain on ur dong from bloody anal
When I pulled out of her anus I had a rusty dong
The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.
Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.