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its when a male cums all over a doorknob handle and takes a picture and uses it as a trophorical prize.
dude i cummed all over my doorknob check this pic out dude its the perfecet door knob cheese
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1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
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A humorous term for an "armchair commando:" one who likely did not serve in the military yet insists they did highly unbelievable things in the military.
"I met this Space Shuttle Door Gunner at the store the other day, yeah, he said he and his buddy were in Vietnam shooting bad guys from a mile away with their M16s"
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Term coined by the Tourettes Guy on youtube
"If that slut was a car, she would be a four door ford whore!"
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shut the front door does NOT mean shut the F up it means to shut somebody down in a sport or to stop somebody
the Miami Dolphins shut the front door on the Jets last night
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verb - the act of fingering a girl and feeling your penis through the back of her vagina while having anal sex
Dave:Dude! i just pulled the back door pickle tickle on Jessica!
John:Holly shit man i didn't know she was that kinky, what a whore!
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Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.
Alphy smashed Son’s FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!