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When working in a restaurant, to take a dirty, wrinkled shirt and hold it under the milk steamer of an espresso machine to clean/press it. Thus performing the Mexican Dry Clean. So named for the regular practice of Mexican Busboys
Yo! Cabron! you better give that shirt a mexican dry clean before the jefe sees you.
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When youre in the mood to have sexual intercourse and the girl's vagina is not yet wet, but you could careless and you just shove it in and let her scream. This usually results in her limping around school for the next few days.
Nate G was on top of that girl and she wasnt ready for his penis but he shoved it in and gave her a while ride. He was dry smokin her and she was screaming for her life. She was like the Sahara but he was happy, and she walked funny for a couple days.
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A male or female Sucking a penis so much it feels dry
Male 1:Suck me dry mami
Female:OK "starts sucking"
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Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"
Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
The act of receiving a hand job from anyone, but particularly an italian prostitute, whilst the stimulating party has his/her hand covered in extra virgin olive oil, acting as a lubricant.
Bro, I stayed in a hostel last night and got a Tuscan Dry Rub. You know what they say about Florence, am I right?
Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.
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Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.
The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!