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Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
a man who is a peace of shit and will ruin ur life if u even try to help him. he is self centred and always complains about his life. he has very pretty eyes and will be there for u if u don’t piss him off
emma: this guy is being mean
carter: i bet it’s an evan
Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?
A STUPID HEAD BOI WHO EATS PENCILS
"Dude... what's up with that evan kid?"
"Idk, I heard that he eats pencils"
Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan