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One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.
Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.
Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.
Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.
In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?
Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
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It's a joke at the expense of hypebeasts that run shitty clothing lines or are soundcloud rappers. "I fuck with the vision fam lets link I'm tryna build" is satire of how they ask to collaborate with each other.
Yo fam I fuck with the vision, lets link, I'm tryna build.
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Someone in that is really overweight
Dude your homey is 450lbs, he is fat as fuck
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The less sophisticated version of Netflix and Chill. For people that like to get to the point, down and dirty.
I don't Netflix & Chill. I VHS and FUCK!!!
When you titty fuck a girl with double D's at least.
"How was your night yesterday, Anthony?"
"Awesome! My wife let me riggy fuck her!"
(v.) The act of angrily and violently having sex with an attractive broad because her personality and/or actions pisses you off.
Distinguishable from rape in the sense that rage fucking requires the consent from both parties involved.
Ex 1)
*Girl combs her fingers through her hair while she talks to someone*
Craig: "I fucking hate when chicks run their fingers through their hair like that when they talk to people."
Kyle: "Yeah..but she is kind of cute."
Craig: "Hell yeah! I would rage fuck the shit out of her!"
Kyle: "SHIT YEAH!"
Ex 2)
Tony: "Bro, I rage fucked Taylor last night!"
Frankie: "What!? She ha......"
Tony: "Hell ya! It was awesome. I took all my anger out on her! Felt so good!"
Frankie: "But she ha......"
Tony: "Best day of my life! Wait sorry I interrupted you again. What were you going to say?"
Frankie: "She has HIV."
****ALTERNATE ENDING****
Tony: "Well now she has HIV and Chlamydia."
Frankie: "SHIT YEAH!"
~FIN
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when you just don't give a shit anymore, the fuck it adjustment is right for you. Just say fuck it. Boom, bam, pow, that shit is out of your way now isn't it? Fuck it, fuck that, fuck everything.
Brought to you by Danny Sexbang
"The assignment is due tomorrow? At least I remembered the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
"Finals? Oh, right, the "fuck it" adjustment! FUCK IT!"
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