friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to "play the friend card" like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.

I'm going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next Saturday, buddy.

true friend

-a friend who is always there
-will wake up in the middle of the night to help you
-does not hold grudges
-cares for you
-is kind
-refuses to let you mess up your life
-is there for you even in the worst times
-a rare occurance
-selfless
-puts you and other friends of his/her before themself

Without him i would still be depressed and probably drunk, he is a true friend

sleeping friend

When you wait for one of your friends to fall asleep so you can masturbate with their hand. Also known as the lazy man's stranger.

I was way too drunk to sit on my hand for 20 minutes so I used the sleeping friend.

Grill Friends

A group of guys who bbq together

Hey grill friends, your meat looks delicious

thomas and friends

a kids show which is now dying because of mattel. fuck you mattel :)

thomas and friends is great

semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.

Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.

Token Friend

The only POC friend in a group of Caucasian people.

Oh, her over there? Yea, she’s such a Token Friend.