Fruit roll up

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

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Banana Fruit Bursts

THE WORST FUCKING THING ON THE PLANET EARTH GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND BRING ALL THE BANANA FRUIT BURSTST WITH YOU BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NASTY.

"Did you hear that Natalie likes Banana Fruit Bursts?"
"That bitch."

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tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

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Large-breasted fruit fly

A woman who is endowed with large breasts who enjoys the company of gay men.

George was distracted by a "large-breasted fruit fly" while trying to pick up a trick at the bar.

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Fruit salad yummy yummy

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be eating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy

There is no way to use this in a sentence but hey its a hell of a song

Fruit salad yummy yummy is a bowl of fruit and salad all mixed into one big bowl then eaten

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Fruit Roll-up Challenge

When she wraps a fruit roll-up around your cock and you aren’t allowed to cum until she sucks it fully off.

Dude! I always complained the Fruit Roll-up Challenge but those last hard sucks caused me to nut!

Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug

Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?