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timmy no hands

A player that has zero skill at the game they're playing.

Player 1: bro, is that a timmy no hands?

Player 2: omg yeah

by JamesFan2020 July 31, 2021


Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022


change hand

The way your hand smells after handling coins.

Damn, I just paid the toll and now I've got change hand.

by masterchicken August 12, 2006


Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg February 24, 2011


Hand Chant

The act of a girl giving you a handjob.

Lunar: Hey Chuck, did you get anywhere last night with that gemmer?
Chuck: Not really man, she just gave me a hand chant while we were making out.
Lunar: Just an average night for you.

by Mr. Soose April 10, 2013


ranch hand

the hand you use to jack off and get your cum or sperm on.

I don't really have a ranch hand

by lazyassloser April 5, 2004

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The Black Hand

A terrorist organization originating pre-World War 1 in Eastern Europe. I use Eastern Europe because its just vague enough to work and i don't feel like doing any actual research.

Back to the definition, The Black Hand is responsible for the assasination of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria in Sarajevo.

Gavrilo Princip: I think i'll assasinate the Archduke of Austria today seeing as how i'm a member of The Black Hand.

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 28, 2006

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