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All people named David must send wiam nudez
Dave it's national horny day pt.2, you know what that means.
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Snow white gets taped in her sleep
Snow white and the seven horny gremlins
Is a good porno
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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.
This is the same thing as national horny day however on national horny day pt 2: electric boogaloo it is a second day of horny times
"Dude I'm so pissed off, I missed national horny day!"
"Dont worry Archimedes, theres always National horny day PT 2: electric boogaloo.
A fucked up way of saying i love you
"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."
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Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
A definition someone makes for any random day of the year on Urban Dictionary for an excuse to be horny.
Guy 1: "I'm not gay dude, December 14 is get analingus by your best friend day, look it up!"
Guy 2: "That's just another bullshit Horny Holiday"