Irish Spiderman

When you get so piss drunk that you have to use the wall to walk to hand over hand walk your way around.

You-"Wow dude he is pretty torn up"
Your friend- "HAHA wow dude he looks like an Irish Spiderman"

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irish twister

When a group of 3 or more drunk people start a scuffle in a bar that gets out of hand quickly

Oh man I almost lost my drink there when that fight broke out....

Gotta be careful around those irish twisters

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Irish beatdown

The act of asserting vengeance upon another with a sack of potatoes.

Seamus fucked Sully's girl behind his back, so Sully gave him an Irish beatdown.

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Irish Handshake

An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.

Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.

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Born Irish

When a man is Irish and has a small penis. So small that it takes a magnifying glass and tweezers to find it.

Man: "C'mon...I've got what you want."
women; "Doubt it, you were Born Irish"

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Irish Shotgun

Sex Act - To Perform a Irish Shotgun

1) When an Irish Man has Unprotected sex and blows a huge load into vagina and/or wet moist hole

hey man i gave that bitch Irish Shotgun Last night

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irish hoe

a girl from ireland that makesout with everyone

OMG!! Look it's an irish hoe!!!

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