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A person who does not like bees
He hates bees, so he’s a fake Jacob
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When, after a long night a drinking, a guy has intercourse with a girl and she has to stop to run to the bathroom and puke. While bent over the toilet puking the guys comes up from behind, gets on his knees, and starting banging her from behind. The whole time the guy looks around (like a lighthouse) because he knows it is so wrong.
I took that girl home last night and she was so drunk she kept puking in my bathroom. I didn't feel like waiting to finish so I went into the bathroom and gave her a Jacob's Lighthouse.
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A company owner of an amazing home improvement "if you can dream it I can build it" JHI
724-417-0502 <- phone number
~Gary Crivelli
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A Jacob Pany is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.
oooo damn you done got yoself a jacob pany!
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Jacob Cottage is gay and likes to suck dicks
Jacob Cottage is gay
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A lovely kind hearted boy who loves and appreciates his fans unlike other who is incredibly talented at singing and bring smiles to everyone’s face who see him and incredibly handsome
Dang Jacob Sartorius is so hot
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Pussy bitch who ruins everything
Karl Jacobs Is a massive puss and ugly as shit
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