Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..

"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."

National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

Jesse james

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Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

Jesse Justice

Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)

Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill