JULY 18

July 18th is the best day to be born period

2OO8 is the best year to be born period

put them together and you get perfection

(i have to use a capital O instead of a zero)

Person 1: When is your birthday?
Person 2: July 18th. Why?
Person 1: OMG JULY 18TH!
Person 2: Uh ya
Person 1: YOU'RE SUCH A BAD B1+CH
Person 2: Ik that
Person 1: What year?
Person 2: 2OO8
Person 1: OMG THE BEST DAY AND YEAR TO BE BORN! You're Perfect
Person 2: GIRL I'VE BEEN KNOWN THAT

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July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out even if you're not part of LGBTQ+

And if you don't karma would hunt you

Emma-lets go out today is July 21
Paige-ok

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July 29

National suck boobies day
Just suck some boobies

„Man I love july 29“
„Why?“
„It’s suck boobies day“

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July 28th

National ask someone out day. Do you have a crush? This is the day to ask them out.

Muse A: Yo, you see that girl over there? I've had a crush on her for the longest time!
Muse B: Go ask her out, it is July 28th! National ask someone out day!

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Nate and Julie

They're cute but intimate lovers.

Nate and Julie like each other, but they're too numb to do anything.

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July 12

Today is the day you have to send someone 3 to 6 booty pics or any sort of nsfw pics

Oh dang it is July 12 I have to send my boyfriend some nsfw pics

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july 7

Ex/best friends??

July 7 is the day u ask ur ex out and tell him/her u miss her or u ask them to be your best friend and if they say no say ur just gonna forget all the fun stuff we had together 😢😪

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