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Or, "Just add it on to my bill." More often than not, of course, this statement means that you're probably **never** gonna get paid for whatever transaction the person is "delaying".
Amazing how "willing 'n' generous" someone is when they say, "Just put it on my account"... hey, they can comfortably/confidently agree to ANY amount of debt-responsibility, if they actually have no solid intention of ever paying any of it!
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An expression typically used by centrists, or apolitical people explaining how they would rather grill than be brought into political discussions
All the media says is "racism, shootings, socialism, KKK"
I just wanna grill for god's sakes
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From Lil' Wayne's song 6'7. Wayne says, "I'm just doin my Wayne/And every time I do it, I do my thang." Used when someone questions your motives. Means that you're just doing your own thing.
Don't worry about it, bro - I'm just doin my Wayne.
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Said by 90% of contributors to Urban Dictionary after submitting their description of peculiar sexual acts that only exist in their own imagination, as the definition of some concocted word or phrase, which they just made up.
The definition of diddly-doodly-doo is when you are having sex with a giant pile of spinach while playing video games and then your sister comes in and shoves the spinach up her vagina and you take a picture of this and post it on the internet and people in Bangkok get erections from looking at it. I just made this up.
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takes the place of Holy Shit, OMG and WTF. A combination usage caused by an event so startling you only have time to hit F and send, basically being almost speechless
F - just the letter F. The picture she sent was so shocking that all I could do was type F
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a phrase used when watching a movie to piss people off. used when the movie gets a little more serious.
(The movie goes to a serious/stupid part)
jake: dude this shit just got real
allison: shut the fuck up! your so annoying
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a statement used when something is stated that is completely pointless.
Also can be used to change subject or confuse.
Person 1: Yea so I am feeling kinda hungry..
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes
Person 1: Me and my girlfriend just broke up, u wanna talk about it?
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes
Person 1: I think I'm gonna leave
Person 2: Yea just like tomatoes
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