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the act of tonguing fuck out of someones arse crevice (unshaven) either before of after one has been for a ringpiece poo painted doup destroying brown number whilst using your stubbly chin to tickle ones bean, back and fourth like a man on a mission.. making you out to be some kind of mega mad mental mechanical man machine!!
guy - "YOU`RE AWAY TO GET TAKEN!!"
girl - "where tho?.. Ive got a gungy doup and you need a shave"
guy - "AND!!!!"
girl - "WOW YOUR A FUCKIN MACHINE!!"
Bum stubble Dunger tonguer gungy or clean bean machine
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A really hardcore succ that make you feel like you in another dimension
She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
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what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.
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Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine
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Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨gone🌈Tar-Tar-Tartaglia🤩Snezhnayans🖐️greatest👋love😕machine is a beautiful and calming song. It helps people cheer up and be happy. Childe, the person dancing, is the best man on earth. Childe is very strong, Stronger than Goku! You can get rick rolled by the tartartaglia song too. Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨gone🌈Tar-Tar-Tartaglia🤩Snezhnayans🖐️greatest👋love😕machine Is a majestic song loved by all people!
It is used in a video where it includes Tar-Tar-Tartaglia👋Lover❤️of🤾Snezhnayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨gone🌈Tar-Tar-Tartaglia🤩Snezhnayans🖐️greatest👋love😕machine.
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Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout
I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.
A machine that tells you how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.
Friend 1: hey bro I got parachute failure on my card of death from the Machine of Death!
Friend 2: awesome
Friend 1: guess we aren’t going skydivi- dies from skydiver landing on him