sexually potent male

a male that possesses qualities that cause uncontrollable sexual urges in others.

"Hey, do you know Mike Stange?"

"Yeah, he's that sexually potent male down the hall. It's stinking up the whole dorm. We can't get the herds of women out of the hallway."

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Male earing ethics

Right Ear = Gay

Left Ear = Straight

Both Ears = Bisexual

Originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. At some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that shit was cool. Now in 2015 that shit is considered normal. Me personally I rock mine in the left ear at all times, that's just me. Male Earing Ethics needs to be taken into consideration.

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Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.

Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.

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Ash/Ashley - male

A boy who is 110% gay and probably watches botched

"did u know Ash/Ashley - male watches botched"
"he's definitely gay"

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Omega male

A fucking pussy ass soy milk drinking cuck boy

Oh look its jack the fucktard omega male

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male g-spot

The male g-spot is a fictional area inside the rectum which supposedly enhances the male orgasm. It was invented by closet-gays who looked for a sensible excuse to have things stuck up their ass.

"dude, the doctor stuck his finger up my fun-pipe, tickled my male g-spot and I totally got a boner! does that make me gay?"
"nope, but calling your ass a 'fun-pipe' does"

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special male friend

n. Related to the special lady friend, a not-quite-boyfriend of a female.
An ideal application would include the female and male knowing each other for a while, possible having dated for a brief time, still fucking around once in a while, and being generally close friends, but still remaining single.
Originating from the film "The Big Lebowski".

Bill knows he is only her special male friend, she is
definiately a puma and can't be tamed.

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