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When someone makes fun of you for being shorter so you beat their ass with a ruler since they like measurements so much.
David: Damn bruh why you got lines on your face?
Rick: I got ruler marked by Maria for calling her a midget.
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The name that is often given to a tattoo that an inked individual later regrets in life. An idiot mark is also something one does that leaves a permanent mark, scar, or disfigurement such as caused by setting themselves on fire with a flame thrower, or doing the eraser challenge.
(My grandfather speaking) You know what this is pointing to arm ? This is my idiot mark. I got it while I was in the Navy and I've regretted it ever since.
( Parent to child ) I've warned you about the eraser challenge, and now you'll have a permanent idiot mark for the rest of your life.
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When the rifle scope hits your nose or eye and leaves the idiot mark FOREVER
when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it
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The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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To commandeer a job from a cocky and/or less qualified opponent. Usually involves pwning the opponent in a job interview.
I heard who's interviewing. Are you gonna Mark Richman that job or what?
Dude, I totally Mark Richmaned that job! He's gonna lose his shit!
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Mark Rafael is a guy who is really humble. He knows how to be with any types of people. His friends refer to him as their "one call away" because he is really dependable. He has a huge sense of humour that could surely make your day. He knows how to be responsible for the things he commit to. Every person wanted to be around him because of the good vibes he brings around.
Mark Rafael has the huge sense of humour.
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