Jedi Master

When you and a friend get boners and equip yourselves with glow in the dark condoms, and light saber battle to the death.

Wanna play some Jedi Master after class today?

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blunt master

A person who is a heavy, big-time drug dealer.

I am the BLUNT MASTER!!! Knell before me and perhaps I will give you some of this MARY JANE!!!

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Splooge Master

The term Dillon calls me, I have no idea why he started to call me it but apparently I am the Master of Splooge because I have sex so much? (According to them.) It originates from the word "Splooge" which was a word me and Garrett made up.

Hey splooge master, have you splooged on anything today? - Dillon

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Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

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master batfin

funny way of writing masturbating
like you say to someone...

I am MASTER BAT-FIN

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Task-Master

The dude in the pc who helps you if you want to close programs.
Used by highly educated IT dudes.

Use ctrl+alt+del to open the task-master!

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The Master Splinter

A sexual act preformed with chopsticks. You must insert a pair of chopsticks into the vagina or anus of your sexual partner open the hole and slide right in!

Hey baby, you ever tried The Master Splinter?

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