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This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
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The coolest band in existence live and in studio. This is not cap by his genius live with sometimes songs over 30 minutes if you can extend a song that long you are a genius. His lyrical genius when playing live with his band members Tim Reynolds, Stefan Lessard, Jeff Coffee, and Carter Beauford to name a few. It is just amazing how great they sound.
Dave Matthews Band is the best band alive!
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When you smell vagina before you start eating it out
Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it
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a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober
OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :
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1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
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a kid that doesn’t understand how to be in a social relationship with a girl and cannot begin to comprehend the aftermath of being broken up with her, and tries relentlessly to try to stay in her life and to get back with said girl. he shall also make the life of the girl very difficult at times. if he is to be reckoned with, you best start to dissociate yourself from. be caution with a man named matthew, they’re dangerous in social outings. they cause problems
girl : “oh damn it, he’s talking abou tme again, he gives me a headache.”
friend : “is it matthew?”
girl : “i hate that you know that”
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I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick
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