Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes
Omg itβs a Matthew Peterson!!!
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A dick so big in size that girls/guys refer to it as Matthew's holy hammer for how hard he hammers their pussys/anus usually leaves a big enough space it put two whitesides
Cade: Daniel totally Matthew's holy hammered me last night I could fit a football in there now.
Daniel: I totally Matthew's holy hammered cade last night.I made him my bitch.again.
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Matthew, well, he has many nicknames, but prefers matt. he is single, and doesn't think there is anyone for him. but he always says he would do anything to keep his girlfriend happy, if he had one. when he likes someone he almost never flirts with other girls once he is set on someone hes SET ON THEM he also has many catchphrases or catchsounds, he also says he is very ugly inside and out, he gives good advice when its needed, and his relationships dont last a long time.
he is also very sweet and he has brown eyes, shaggy hair and always has a hat on. he is also very strong. matt also appear dumb when you first meet him but when hes gone you miss him
his only issue is when he gets too close to his crush, his crush sees him as a brother.
male friend 1: matthew is so sweet but he might ruin his friendship he has with her, theyre perfect for eachother
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Jesus calls he pharisees hypocrites for not executing their disobedient children.
Ye hypocrites (Matthew 15:4)! You should kill your brats for not eating their pees!
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This guy is hella chill. The chillest guy in the world, actually. Usually plays some chill ass songs like some RNB chill type chill vibes. This guy can sing too cuz he is hella chill.
Matthew is hella chill because he is what he is.
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Great Band!!!!
a touch overrated, but not here, the guitar isn't the best butthe blend is perfect and the writing is perfect
dave matthews band Everyday, Under The Table and Dreaming, Live; in Chicago, at Luther College, and at Red Rocks
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