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This is when the man tucks his member back between his legs nearing his anus, thus being able to recieve oral whilst farting in the womans mouth...still in development, no known cases.....yet, so get on it ya freaky deaky dudes!
she was not happy recieving a mexican backpack....
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You know those one Mexican chicas in the group that nobody every gets with, kindda like the American DUF or DUFF. (Deignated ugly friend- Designated ugly fat friend)
Paco ate a taco when a grupo of chicanas passed by. He commented on all but the Mexican Thunderbutt. She was sad she ordered 12 bean burritos to-go with her diet coke.
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When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.
Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.
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When a girl goes down on a guy and puts a finger up his ass without him expecting it.
The Mexican Surprise was popularized by the award winning film "Y Tu Mama Tambien".
Yah, she's awesome, except she gave me a Mexican Surprise last night.
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When a man puts his testicles over the eyes of someone else who is sleeping at the time.
I can't believe you gave him mexican sunglasses last night!
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A Mexican Thong is when a man is fucking a woman in the ass while eating a taco. The man then pulls out quickly so she shits everywhere, then the man rubs the shit up her crack and around her waist like a thong and then proceeds to play the mexican hat dance.
Tommy: "Dude, I'm going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow, but first, tonight I'm going to give her a Mexican Thong!"
Aaron: "Dude! Nasty!"
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nicknambe for Puerto Escondido in Mexico. so named because the shape of the wave resembles the Banzai Pipeline (in Hawaii) but is in Mexico, also called Puerto's for short
We'er road trippin south of the border to surf the Mexican Pipeline.
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