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I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
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He is smelly and fat and he lives like a hobo that eats fried cats
Oh Michael Welsh eats too much fried cats
A boy from Fall River that says the n word even though they're purely caucasian. Someone called a Thomas Michael usually wears the same hoodie everyday, smells, and sounds congested 24/7. A Thomas Michael also has one black friend, so he doesn't know how to act.
"Dude it smells worse than Thomas Michael in here"
"You sound just like Thomas Michael when you're sick"
YouTuber, który krzyczy w wkurzających sytuacjach.
<Michael P.> jest YouTuberem, który się cały czas <wkurza>
Michael Cavs Cavanagh Flying Michael Toenail Cabana plays drums for the band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. He also put out a solo exceptional magical percussion album. He is undoubtedly one of the most talented and sexy drummers of his generation. He is a cute and wholesome cancer king who now masters the double kick after so many years of hard work. This mad lad is now also a dad rocker just like his fellow band members Stuart and Lucas.
Gizzy 1 : Yo have you heard the news CAVS album?
Gizzy 2 : YEAH MAN THAT SHIT IS CRAZY I WOULD LET MICHAEL CAVANAGH KICK (DRUM) THE SHIT OUT OF ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD LITTERALY THANK HIM
Literally the smartest person in the universe. He is so smart his iPhone password is the last 4 digits of infinity.
Girl: Omg I have this secret crush on Michael Ren!
Boy: He already knows