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Minecraft bingo

A competition in minecraft where two teams are given a 5x5 board of items (the same board) and race to get a bingo or 13/25 or whatever the goal is first.

Is everyone interested in Minecraft Bingo?

by LizardInACan March 18, 2024


Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022


Minecraft by 2022

Minecraft by 2022 GETS A HECKIN WILD UPDATE ADDING A NEW BIOMES

hey boys its the Minecraft by 2022 Verizon

by TommyDictionary June 12, 2022


Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by greensnake September 10, 2024


minecraft kid

usually a 8 - 12 year old (in worse cases it can go up to 19) who watches too much dream smp. this is one of two possible types of dream stans, one is a kid who wants to desperatly recreate dream smp but end up making a fool of oneself.

teacher: jacob you're partnered with caleb
jacob: oh shit im paired with a minecraft kid
caleb: would you be interested in joining the insanity smp? we're on season 3 and its really interes-
jacob: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO RECREATE DREAM SMP AND GO PLAY LITTERALLY ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN MINECRAFT FOR A GOD DAMN CHANGE!!!

by chlorine eater November 26, 2022


Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020


Minecraft airpods

To craft minecraft airpods, you need 4 iron ingots and a crafting table.
You may be able to wear them on your legs, but don't worry! That's just a bug. They look just like airpods!

I really can't wait to make myself some sweet, tasty, delicious minecraft airpods!

by πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚rixπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ November 23, 2021