Ugly, annoying, and the one person that everyone hates! Everyone tells Noah that he has no friends or that nobody cares about him. Noah’s can usually be depressed from this happening almost all the time. If it does, he won’t talk about it.
Johnny: You’re so ugly Noah! I wish you were dead
Noah: 🥺😭😢😓
A person who is hot, confident, and gives no fucks about people who dislike him. He is very blunt and will not lie to you no matter how long he has known you. If he’s besties with you, then he will fight a bitch who hates you. Noah also doesn’t chase a bitch and beg them to go out with them or notice them, he also doesn’t cry over no one.
“ wow Noah is so confident, I wish I was just like him”
Noah is sweet and caring, but don't fall for him. he will break your heart over and over again.
girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(
He is so radical.
Person 1 "Noah is radical
Person 2 "dude we are at a funeral"
Any guy names Noah is quite the silly goose. He has such a humerous personality. He’s always so funny and can woo you with his charms. Noah is nice and very sweet when he needs to be but can be a badass when the wrong hoe tries to bring him down. Not only is Noah attractive on the inside, but Noah is very very sexy on the outside. Any guy named Noah has a big penis and uses it wisely, not just on any hoes. He is so majestic in the bed, he can turn any lesbian straight with one cum shot In the v with his magic magnum. Not to mention, any Noah is a beautiful singer and is quite the crackwhore on bonwensdays 😌
Noah is that one sick homeless druggy looking kid who isn't actually homeless. He is a loyal Christian despite being pretty fucking gay and a perverted lolicon. He is a great person to talk to when you need help and is always there for you. He is in a band that is tottaly number 1 in the world. He is very protective and will always be by your side. Noah is pretty cool and great.
Shane: "Noah gay church boi"
Noah:" Agreed"
noah is a witty, charming, caring, annoying little brat. He enjoys surfing, cliff jumping, and his dogs, he's funny and likes to mess with people;) Definitely attractive in most people's eyes. He has brown eyes from far enough away but if you look at them long enough they have a little green in them, he brings comfort even multiple miles away, never lets you feel bad about yourself even though he's probably just being nice he doesn't need a bunch of people to have fun he is the life of the party and everything is good around him, he loves to cook and loves to swim and enjoys skating, he has a pretty good sense of style and a great guy bod lmaooo. He tends to open up around you after enough time. His smile and laugh are contagious even sometimes when you're sad you might go look back at a picture you snapped of him off guard smiling just because it wasn't forced and it makes you happy, he's my rock lol<3
did you hear what noah did? No what'd he do! He ran away to arizona