Noah has a massive penis and is rlly funny. He pulls like crazy and his rizz game is off the charts. By far the best at sex and is incredibly funny. He has depression but hides it so that people wont worry and puts people before him. He typically hangs out with girls. Noah is annoying. But we love him.
"Did you see Noah, his cock was huge."
A Noah embodies all stereotypical asian perception. He is born with a silver spoon up him mouth and yet fails to appreciate his parents’ hardwork and efforts to sustain his lavish lifestyle. When you see a Noah, turn the other way and run because he will ruin your life with the snap of his fingers. When provoked, he will morph into a spastic creature that will attack you.
Jason: “ I bro nice to meet you, what’s your name?”
Noah: “ what the fuck... i didn’t even ask you! go fetch me some sparkling water before i beat the fuck outta you and rape your sister.”
Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
What’s a Noah?
Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
A very nice person who most likely has anger issues but can control them they dont touch grass often and dont and will never get a girl
My best friend is Noah and urban dictionary describes them well
Noah has a bigger penis than Vegard. Like way bigger. He is just really a better person all around.
Oh look how small Vegards penis is compared to Noahs