bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

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old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse

At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"

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itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

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Civil War Beard

A growth of hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and sometimes the upper lip that is at least an inch in length and trimmed neatly. A beard that resembles pictures of soldiers of the American Civil War. Commonly worn by hipsters and Renaissance Festival participants.

"How can you tell that guy's a hipster?"
"He's got a Civil War Beard."

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bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

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Joy of Sex beard

A beard similar to that of the illustrated male character in the book "The Joy of Sex." Specifically it is a full coverage beard with slight shag along the bottom of the jaw and dark in color.

Dude, you should shave. You're lookin' pretty shady with that Joy of Sex beard.

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Your beard is weird

Somebody grab him some clippers. A very good roast used to roast eminem by Machine God Kely AKA greatest rapper

Your beard is weird.Somebody grab him some clippers, his fucking beard is weird.

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