bum dingle

1.)Poop that gets stuck in the bum hairs in little round balls at the ends.

2.) A pice of shit annoying person that follows you around and seemingly clings to you.

1.)Sue diden't wipe well and now she has bum dingles.

2.) Ricky go away and stop being such a bum dingle.

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bum smoker

Somebody that cannot afford their own ciggies and releaves their nicoteen adiction off other's smokes.

"man that lowie keeps staunchin ma fags"
"I know bro shez such a bum smoker"

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Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

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bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

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Bailout Bum

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.

Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.

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car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

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Bum burn

Raging hot fire of the ass. Often happens after eating spicy foods.

"Oh! I've got some nasty bum burn!"

"You shouldn't have eaten that extra spicy taco, dawg."

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