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two handed handie
a middle school maneuver to avoid doing oral sex
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
Similar to buck-passing. To avoid responsibility for direct communication and admitting how one really feels in-favour of benign hacking of a lover's social-media to disclose how one feels.
-- He could never figure-out how, if her overtures were genuine, why they were random, like if she WERE really interested, why not contact him directly rather than leave it to chance whether he heard her or not!!
-- Yeah, I understand that his brain went into a feedback loop later, as to how she could be so generous as to make him that offer, but so miserly as to be inflexible.
-- Did they try to connect?
-- Yeah, but it was a comedy-of-eros, only not so funny. Anyone who knows his history would understand why he was scared and tentative, but she was closed to those icebreaking freeze-ups.
-- So why not communicate directly?
-- Oh he did, eventually, to take responsibility for making things work, but she has challenges doing that. The closest she has come so far is, it SEEMS, to hack his posts, and edit out whatever she doesn't like, leaving what she thinks by implication.
-- So he suffers daily for his mistakes -- he's crazy about her -- and more than he deserves, but yet she resorts to hack-passing?
The process of passing another Costco shopper in an aisle, heading in the opposite direction, only to meet them in the next aisle, in the same basic place from the end of the aisle.
I see you bought the rice too. Let's see what interests us in the next aisle as we Costco pass each other there.
A discrete way of saying you've popped your cherry.
"Hey babe, could you go to the store and get me some sanitary towels please?"
"Sure, the blood still not stopped?"
"Not yet, I've been Passing The Ketchup for the past two days. "
If a car is stopped to turn left on a two lane road, you don't stop... Hit that shoulder and keep moving.
That guy tried to Maryland pass me and clipped my mirror.
"The Pass" is in referance to a "balls deep" foot to the floor whoop-section charging move executed by a certain Matt "T" while at the 2006 Laughlin Desert Challenge off road race. The legend goes that Matt "T" drove his race truck at a high rate of speed between 2 other race trucks in very close proximity though said whoop section, all the while in front of the main grandstands where it was witnessed by hundreds of spectators and filmed and photographed by dozens of media personel. "The Pass" was made possible due to the above said driving characteristics as well as the fact that; A: "ESB M" said no one was coming up on us so we didnt need to go fast, and B: our race truck was handling like ass due to varying front suspension failures.
"The Pass" was possibly the craziest thing I have seen in all my years of desert racing...