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the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus
dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.
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When you delete or loose a contact of someone your currently in communcation with for whatever reason, and get caught not having their contact in your phone.
Dan: *phone rings* "yo"
Forgotten Friend: "hey bro you coming into town this weekend"
Dan: *realizes he can't figure out the voice* " who is this?"
Forgotten Friend: "dude wtf are you kidding me?"
Dan: "my bad bro sorry new phone"
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a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend
girl: blablablblblablablablabla
guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
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also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.
"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
“what happened to josiah?”
“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”
A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.
From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.
A guy who is incapable of having a relationship with a girl outside of texting. Cell phone romeos are smooth talkers who often have several women they are texting with at one time and are trying to woo but when it comes to having a face to face encounter they simply do not measure up to the romanticised personna they have created for themselves while hiding behind their cell phones. They are content to chat about relationships, kissing, and sex but do not have any plans to act on their over exaggerated skills and in these areas. May be a compensatory mechanism. Not to be confused with a player who has sex with anything that walks. Romeos prefer to mind fuck their unsuspecting Juliets.
That guy turned out to be a cell phone romeo. He bragged about how many orgasms he could give me but would never meet up.