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Proof that my friends are idiots…
Hey Ryan… did you have that Covid toe?
When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.
"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."
1. The epic sequel of covid 19.
2. A typo
1. Yo mans got covid 18
Bruh
2. Texting
I tested positive for covid 18
Is there a new virus i
dont know about?
19*.
Idiot
When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.
Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18
The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab
Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.