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When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"
"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.
We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy
When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
COVID is the worst thing as it hurt my fren ;-;
COVID 19/corona sucks more than having smol brain
When the brain function of patients with severe Covid-19 could be impaired, as the virus could invade the frontal lobe through nerves in the nose.
Those suffering from Covid-🧠 are likely to have movement disorders like tremor or seizures, which can cause problems with planning and social behavior.
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Knowing somebody has covid but willing to contract the disease to have intercourse.
She tested positive but that isn’t stopping me pulling a covid heater.