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When Mr Q writes number 9
In reversal
Call it as a name
Number P !!!
A actual device that attaches to a mans penis and balls to make them appear to be less saggy. Can also be used during intercourse when a man's erection doesn't stand up naturally, to force it to stay up. Like a push up bra for a penis.
Girl: "My boyfriends balls are so saggy they hung to the floor, so I got him a p delaney to keep his balls from scraping the cement."
what happens to a bicycle messenger when they don't obey the traffic laws, drive between the cars stopped at a light and the sidewalk on a busy road with no parking, right when a passenger is getting out of the car, getting doored in the process, usually at 20mph or so.
Since passengers don't expect a vehicle to be flying by between the curb and the car, they don't look.
"You see that dumbass get p-doored? He should either obey the traffic laws on that meat scooter or slow down. That's gotta hurt."
Just playin'
You wanna come over tonight and have some fun lol J/P
Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat, the internet-famous and loveable Scottish fold cat, famous for his antics, and being adorable.
Don’t you love Mr. P? He’s so adorable and cracks me up constantly.
When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.
Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?
Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.
Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!