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Forest Park is the name of a public park located in Queens, New York. It is noted by naturalists for being a natural, free-growing park with a unique terrain of rolling hills deep, rounded pits in the ground that were formed in the Ice Age.
Locals, however, recognize Forest Park as your one-stop location for buying pot, drinking in public, and having lots and lots of gay sex.
"Dude, I was walking through Forest Park and I saw this old guy getting a blowjob from another guy!"
"Shit, is it Wednesday already?"
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A band that are undoubtedly superb. They are not a band that whines about their parents etc etc. If these fuckers above actually listened to their music they would understand that they are not just crying about their parents. The people above who are critisizing them should actually experience what they are critisizing before they judge it.
Example of person who has not listened to Linkin Park: milkshake
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Orland Park is actually a very fucked up town, but the fact that it's very affluent makes people who aren't from Orland Park believe that it's a great place to live. And in many ways, it is. It has great schools, shopping centers, recreation areas for people into sports and swimming, etc. For the most part, the houses are very nice, and definitely very pricey. It was actually rated as one of the best places to live in Barron's magazine or some shit.
However, Orland Park also has a little bit of a, how should I put this; a little bit of a drug problem. It seems like everybody and their mother is addicted to alcohol, cocaine, heroin, prescription drugs (Adderall, Vicodin, Oxycontin, Xanax). And it's sad, because the youth of this town, (those aged 15-24) for the most part, have been given every opportunity to succeed. Most kids in this town who have problems with drugs and alcohol have retarded parents, and think that sending them to an expensive rehab facility is the answer to all their problems.
I don't think the police have any idea about how bad the drug problem in Orland Park is. It's not uncommon at all to be driving down the street and see guys and girls in their cars smoking weed, sniffing cocaine/heroin, drinking, etc. They do this shit like it's legal; it's fucking crazy. It really is.
Many, many kids from Orland Park kill themselves too. For whatever reason (probably because of these drug/alcohol related issues), Orland Park is a huge haven for teen/young adult suicides. And if they're not shooting themselves in the head, hanging themselves, then they're overdosing and dying that way. It's not uncommon to have a friend who has died from suicide or a drug overdose in Orland Park. You might think, "Well, those are just the fuck-ups." But that's not the case. Some of these kids were the smartest, most popular, best looking, and with the brightest futures imaginable.
Orland Park is not a really a small town, but it kind of is I guess. There's quite a few people who live in Orland Park, (nearly 60,000) but nonetheless, it seems like everybody knows each other still. The six-degrees of separation is more like two-degrees of separation in Orland Park.
Anyway, there are many people who aren't currently Orland Park residents that look at this suburb as if it's the place to live for anybody who wants to raise a nice family. Many people strive to be able to afford a house in Orland Park because for the most part, homes will cost you between 400-450K, even the shitty ones. But be warned, Orland Park is the epitome of suburban youth gone wrong. It is the epitome of over-privileged youth taking every advantage of their privileged lives and running them into the fucking ground. The drug problem is ridiculous. If you move here for your child to have a nice place to grow up, know up front that there's a good chance he or she will do hard drugs. Also, know that he or she will probably be an alcoholic. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
John: Man, I went to Orland Park last night. Holy shit, they're fucked up.
Matt: Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
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Backing up into a parking space instead of just pulling into a parking space.
She said they were about to tow her sons car away because he pimp parked.
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This is notoriously the worst neighbourhood in all of Canada with the crime rate going higher everyday it rates 10/10 for police rating which means it's a nightmare for them. It is the most multicultural neighbourhood in North America with over 85% of the people living there being immigrants and refugies. Almost all of those immigrants are from Africa (especially Somalia), and South Asian backround (pakistan, afghanistan, iraq, srilanka, india, etc). It has had a very checkered history of crime such as gang violence, shootings, murders, stabbings, drug deals, robberies, extorsion and many, many more. Recent studies showed that over 75% of the people living there live below the poverty line big time and are starving now from a recent shutdown of a food bank by there. There are many Gangsta rappers living there also who having repping their hood for many years but the biggest ones who have connections with 'The Game' are JB, D-Brown, Sly tha Ryda, Chopz and a few more. The FPC (Flemo Park Crew) includes 6 major gangs including GCP (The most respected and violent street gang in Canada with the most drug deals ever to be made), Stick Up Kids, Flemo Likkle Yoots, Random Act, H-Block Bloodz and H-Block Crips. Other names for Flemingdon Park include Flemo Park and H-Block. In other words, this is a very very dirty ghetto gutter slum poor violent crime neighbourhood.
Tourist: Hi,Im lost and Im not familiar with the Flemindon Park area can you help me get around please?
Gangsta: Ye dawg ill help yo ass. Come n chill at ma place fo a lil.
Tourist: Sure, thank you so much, Flemingdon Park seems like a creat community.
Gangsta: (Bang, bang, bang, bang) ye biaatch talk to the clip, now time to rob yo mafaing ass fo steppin in ma hood.
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A kickass band from Agoura Hills, California. The only GOOD band that can combine rap and rock together. And despite their song Breaking The Habit, the band is NOT emo. Some good Linkin Park songs are Numb, Faint, From The Inside, What I've Done, In The End, Crawling, Somewhere I Belong, Paper Cut, Given Up, One Step Closer, Hit The Floor, Nobodys Listening, and many more. Anyone who says that they suck can lick a shit-stained taint.
Idiot: Linkin Park sucks!
Me: Go lick some balls. Linkin Park kicks ass.
Idiot: Oh yeah, well the main singer has a whiny, crybaby voice.
Me: Shut the fuck up. You can tell me that Linkin Park sucks when YOU can sing like Chester Bennington!
*Beats the living shit out of Idiot*
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