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a large southern community phone book that lists all residents that are somehow related through blood family in the form incest relations.
I used that Alabama phone book to find Andrew's wife's phone number who also happens to be his cousin.
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the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus
dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.
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When you delete or loose a contact of someone your currently in communcation with for whatever reason, and get caught not having their contact in your phone.
Dan: *phone rings* "yo"
Forgotten Friend: "hey bro you coming into town this weekend"
Dan: *realizes he can't figure out the voice* " who is this?"
Forgotten Friend: "dude wtf are you kidding me?"
Dan: "my bad bro sorry new phone"
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a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend
girl: blablablblblablablablabla
guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh
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also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.
"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."
referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.
“what happened to josiah?”
“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”
A phone call in which you choose your words carefully in an attempt to maintain a coherent conversation with the person on the end of the line while giving a completely different impression of what the conversation is about to anyone standing next to you. Usually involves more than the usual number of pronouns.
From "Tuvan Throat Singing", where you sing two different notes at once.
I had a Tuvan Phone Call last night with my girlfriend. We went on for half an hour and my Grandma had no idea we were having phone sex.