Random
Source Code
Random
a dumbass wearing two eyepatches
dude 1: hey dude check out that guy standing there, i think he's wearing two eyepatches
dude 2: omg hes a double pirate
dude 1: hahah what a weirdo, i think he's just sleepy
7👍 19👎
Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"
"you're gay."
2👍 3👎
A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.
Guy: "That guy is such a loser."
Guy's friend: "You mean he's a pirate fan?"
2👍 3👎
The hottest rap crew on the face of the earth.
Reppin the P. Squad to the '03 nigga!
2👍 3👎
Both a Pirate and a Samurai. The best sword fighters of all, demi gods of the see and masters of life, death and boshido.
Ninjas hate them... but secretly envy them.
Samurai Pirate is the literal translation of 'legend!'
On a beach.
Ninja - "What's far off in the distance?"
Random Elvish Woman - "Do my elvish eye's deceive me? it's a Samurai Pirate."
Samurai Pirate - "Now i'm behind you!"
Ninja - (wets ninjutsu uniform)
2👍 3👎
A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.
Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.
2👍 4👎
When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
2👍 3👎