Rule of 36

The rule of 36 add the exception to the rule of 34.

To example it, Harvey sucks dick and is a slacker in the RUle of 36

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Rule 141

When you come across something that's completely fucked for no reason, that was worked on by a particular person.

Dev 1: Wow this websites fucked.
Dev 2: It was written by Callum.
Dev 1: Oh, rule 141.

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ja rule

Hardcore Rapper from the Eastcoast who is constantly getting dissed by Tony Mayo, Lil Boy Banks, and 50 Wimp.

It backed up by Shyne, Styles P, Jadakiss, Jaehood, Fat Joe, Nas, Irv Gotti, Jay Z, Ashanti, Dru Hill, Black Child, G-Unit Killaz, Caddillac Tah, Scarface, Method Man & Red Men, and some of Def Jam's finest.

Jeffery Atkin rules....

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rule #34

1. From xkcd.com, this rule stipulates that if it can be imagined, there is a porn of it.

- Rule #34?
- If it can be imagined, then there is a porn of it.
- What about people playing guitar naked in the shower?
- I'm registering wetriffs.com right now.

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Rule 5

Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."

matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.

Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.

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Rule #90

Trolls are always trolling. Trolls will troll in every sentence that they speak, or write.

Fred: I met this guy, he said he was a troll but he wasn't trolling me.
George: Rule #90 bro. Trolls always troll.

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road rules

Shitty show on MTV

"Dude, did you see road rules?"

"No, I didn't dude. Faggots watch road rules!"

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