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When you pick up a guy that is clearly hotter than you. From the movie, Sixteen Candles.
Girl 1: What happened to you last night?
Girl 2: I totally bagged myself a Jake Ryan!
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delicious, like a burrito from Chipotle.
cocky, in good reason.
humble, on rare occasion.
a future president of the united states.
one who honestly believes he is a bad-a.
sounds like cheesy reggae music.
a master at jeopardy.
one who falls easy and hard girls named amy.
posesses an amazing smile, and knowledge of over 100,000 movies.
one who stinks at winking, but excels at b-s.
Like:
Ferris Bueller
James Bond
Anthony Giddens
Christian Bale
Teddy Geiger
Shane West
"Gosh, could your cocky boyfriend be any more of a Ryan Doyle?"
"People like people who are like Obama, Bob Marley, Chuck Norris, or Ryan Doyle."
"Mmmm...This burrito is soooo Ryan Doyle."
"Whoa, now thats a Ryan Doyle smile."
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Hello, Ryan! I see you have found this! Just know, you are amazing. I understand you are reading this right now, and I thank you for it.
A Ryan is someone who really might feel bad about themselves, but tries reading things to help feel better. I am trying to help whoever reads this right now, considering I am a Ryan too!
P.S. I will promote a server made for Ryans ONLY here. The rest are okay too, they just can't join.
:D
Guy 1: Hi, Ryan!
Ryan: (sobs)
Guy 1: What's wrong?
Ryan: Someone punched me in the balls!
Guy 1: Hey, hey , it's okay! Read this Urban Dictionary definition for a Ryan!
Ryan: (cries tears of joy) Finally... thank you. :)
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Evil takes a human form in Ryan Johnson . Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
Did you see Ryan Johnson basically grope that girl in class
yeah grody
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The aftermath of spooning gone wrong in which the girl pees on her boyfriend/fiance/husbands dick while sleep spooning in bed. Most likely caused by a drunken episode. In relation to a Hot Richard but far worse.
My girlfriend wet ryan'ed me so I had to backstroke to the guest bedroom.
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17 year old from Wildomar that is in the running for the world's sexiest man alive. His abs are the role model for body builders. If he were to walk into a store without shoes and/or a shirt he would still get service. Cruz fought in the Vietnam War, Desert Storm, and served in Iraq for 2 years.
I heard Ryan Cruz tied in a kickboxing match with Chuck Norris.
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