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A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"
Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"
Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"
Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"
Bob: "You dissapoint me."
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some friend: Dude Insert degenerate is not skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz *skull emoji*
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Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
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A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
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To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.
cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.
i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.
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Shaking from discomfort such as a dog that has eaten whole peaches might when passing the pits during defecation.
(Usage, late 19th early 20th century; mid-southern US.)
That lying SOB was shaking like a peach orchard dog.
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A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!
Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?
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