Short pump middle school

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.

I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

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Two Chromosomes Short of Hillbilly

Used to describe someone who looks as if they possess lower than average intelligence can be male or female of any age – usually found in clapped out Novas around McDonalds car parks and council estates. Can be combined with many other insults -

WARNING – If using insult directly to face – please remember they will not understand the word chromosome – or the word two –

See mouth breather

“Christ! – Look at the mouth breather in the Elisabeth Duke Clown necklace – she looks two chromosomes short of hillbilly”

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Short king Anthem

A song represents Louis William Tomlinson

-Louis listen to short king anthem it’s very good
- you disrespectful Little shit

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short boy appreciation day

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.

Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

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Short-Term Facebooker

Someone who writes on someone's wall or comments on something on facebook and immeadietly forgets what he/she just said.

_ON FACEBOOK_

Rachael: "Happy hug a pianst day! *hugs *feels gross *hugs again"
Joel: "You feel gross when you hug me?"
Rachael: "umm, no, did I say that??"
Joel: "You're such a Short-Term Facebooker, rachael"

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Throw Short People Thursday

A day once a week where everyone celebrates not being a short person! Take anyone whose shorter than you, and throw 'em, tackle 'em, anything, as long as it hurts!

"Hey, why are you pushing me?"
"It's Throw Short People Thursday!"

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