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A sex move where the man lays on his back and holds the woman up with his shins and holds her arms out like an F-14 Tomcat while she gives him a blowjob
Goose: “You hooked up with the flight instructor?”
Maverick: “She gave me a Sloppy Top Gun”
*high fives*
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When you stretch a woman's bunghole pretty wide, and take a shit in her ass, and fill it up with all sorts of magical drinks, beverages and other fizzy stuff. You then jam a buttplug in her asshole for 30 minutes, the whole time she is running around a racetrack full of crippled deer in order to make the concoction rather fizzy.
She will then release the plug this, causing a rather large farting sound due to the built up gas, and a nice mess on the floor. Proceed to pick up this mess with a flask, and pour it into her mouth while farting down her nostrils. This will cause her to suffocate and regurgitate the delightful product that you have made in order to feed to your cat, who will enjoy it thoroughly, or your money back.
L: Dude I feel like a Sloppy Jalopy Fartcake with my bitch tonight.
C: Sounds delightful.
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When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
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This is the feeling of sadness after you just realize you got sloppy seconds. You thought you were getting her wet but point in fact you were stirring some other guys jizz.
"Dude, why the long face?"
"I just got the sloppy second blues after I realized that Bob fucked Ann minutes before I put my c*** in. I had to burn my clothes and scrub down with gasoline."
"Very harsh man"
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when she's down on your dick and she drools on it before pulling out her dick for you to return the favor.
"yeah man she gives the best sloppy toppy with a twist . good thing im BI though or that would have sucked."
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A sexual manuver in which one mexican man and two women are involved.The man takes a large dump on one of the womens' chest and then the other woman lays on top of the first making a sloppy joe rodriguez sandwich.
Man,i sure am looking forward to giving you two beyotches a sloppy joe rodriguez.
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eating out a dirty old mexican bitch after coating her vag in refried beans.
this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
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