Sock Slut

A relatively loose chick who refuses to f*** with her socks off. When attempting to scrogg a SS, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock slut is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.

YOU: Anthony, I banged your sister last night.

Anthony: What the f***, bro! Not cool.

YOU: you're telling me. She was a total tube sock slut. I felt like I was in an 1980s porno cast in a men's locker. Say, now that I think of it... It was actually pretty f***ing dope. Your sock slut of a sister wasn't half bad.

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Dunny socks

When you lay a Turd and realize there is no toilet paper. Your socks then have an obligatory duty.

Fuck Bro, that curry hit me hard! Before i could scope there was no toilet paper i was sprayin. Dunny socks to the rescue.

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sock shave

to shave the area of your legs that a tube sock would cover
-usually when your legs need shaving but you don't have enough time and plan on wearing slip-on shoes with pants that aren't too long.
-occurs more often in the winter when you wear long pants and don't really need to shave

Girl: My jeans are for my date in less than an hour are too short to wear with my flats since I haven't shaved in a couple weeks! Well I'll sock shave in the shower.

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Sock Dick

When a guy’s penis goes limp inside of a girl

He was drilling and he went all sock dick.

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Orange sock

If you know, you know if not well that’s too damn bad

Orange sock

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sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

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poop sock

a socked filled with poop that one usually uses to hit another person with

Those tricker treaters were covered in poop juice after i hit them with my poop sock.

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