A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony
Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!
A spoon is someone who is to dumb to realize when you are in need of a fork.
My gosh, Beckie is such a spoon trying to wash her hands with bleach.
You Eat Booty Without this tool
How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
A type of nigga you don’t fuck with
My friend Daniel is such a spoon ass bitch ass crab ass nigga.