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A new for of literary genius; a tale or story told through the usage of "emojis" with addition of heart wrenching dialogue.
Yo, are you caught up on Emoji Story?
A dramatic event that happened in someone’s life that changed them into a villain doing evil things to mask their pain.
Bro 1: “Can’t believe your gf cheated on you with 30 guys in one year and you didn't find out until now.”
Bro 2: *cry* “this will be my villain origin story! Everyone will pay for what she did to me!!” 😡
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When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
To post a photo or video as Instagram story
I liked the photo I decided to story it
antipickle is a genre of story which features conceited old men who don't recognize they're past their expiration date, act like they're still the shit, and ultimately get tossed in the trash like they deserve.
A: Did you read that new book Circe, by M Miller?
K: Yeah, what a multifaceted antipickle story!
A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!