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The Collector from the Owl House.
Oh, The Collector is totally an Ipad kid
When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.
Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"
A shock video of a young boy burning a live baby
Baby cam footage of a 7-10 year old boy walking into a babies room with a small bottle. The boy proceeds to pour the liquid (likely lighter fluid) from the bottle all over the baby. He then uses a lighter and lights the poor thing on fire. Then he steps back and the video ends after 2-ish more seconds. All of this while "Ave Maria" is playing.
I remember watching this bullshit when I was like 12 and I cant find it since. If you do find it DONT WATCH IT!
Jesse: hey remember the kerosene kid?
Walter: why the fuck did you bring that back to my memory. after remembering that I wish I was the baby.
Jesse: AAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAA!!!!
One who portrays characteristics of a mentally challenged child
"That girl is a Drooly Kid!" exclaimed the boy.
A faire kid is a kid who grew up in a renaissance faire community, spells fair like faire, probably wants to be an actor, and probably gets bullied.
“Did you hear about the scooter kid that was ran over by a suspect fleeing a bank robbery at high speed on a skateboard?”
“Yes, I did. It was his clearly the scooter kid’s fault.”
A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.
Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?
Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.