A variation of the Eiffel Tower wherein the penetrators play par-a-cake instead of just placing their hands together like basic bitches.
"Hey John, I really enjoyed the pat-a-cake with you and Jane last night. May need to work on our coordination for next time though."
somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person
Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.
Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.
I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.
It’s just a fucking Lasagna...
“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
Very sexual for sex things
Damn that girl vagina be like cake jar
A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.
"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"
An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.
Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.
-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.