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When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
When a huge piece of shit hangs on your ass.
Dammit, I've got a beaver tail.
When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.
Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.
A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow
Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.
A beaver covered taco is a vagina that has a thick covering of pubic hair - very hairy
When the women spread her legs I could see her beaver covered taco underneath.
Any lesbian who tries to hook up with a straight woman. Usually in the effort of trying to outdo a man. (Like a woman could ever outdo a man....) This type of lesbian is easy to spot as they like to wear lots of denim. They think their Canadian Tuxedo helps them in their efforts against the male.
That beaver poacher just totally cock blocked me. I turned for my drink and when I looked back there was a wall of denim in my way!
munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring
beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.
"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"
/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/