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When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.
Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.
After 23 years Arnold still thinks he might be going on a normal field trip
Please let this be a normal field trip
FUCK YOU ARNOLD
Do Do the Magic School Bus
The number 10, is a great bus, that anyone can go places on, but, the bus is sadly either 2 mins early, or 26 hours late. you will most likely find idiots on there, that probably go to crypt (will, ethan, jarvis, chong, tobi, ect. other roadman kinda names) they will be evil, so dont speak to them. other then that, have a great time on your bus, yolo. lmao :)
number 10 bus. 1 min early
Me. Oh shizzle, i missed it *waits 4843 hours for next one*
also me. thank lord its here now
A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere
It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus
Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?
Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.
Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.
Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,
bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.
Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.
Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
Run it's Mark the bus driver
The bus from Toronto, Canada to East Chatam, New York. It was composed of the Chicago 7, a bunch of east coast bums, flex master flex, and our pleasant bus driver-Frank the Tank. The song No Limit was played for 4 consecutive hours with endless dancing and joy.
Do we have to give a Parti Bus Moscow vidznaka to that stupid girl from New York that danced on the wall?
A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"