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A guy with a big dick and sweet tasting cum
I hooked up with this meat and ice cream last night, it was incredible
When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.
I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.
To discribe someone so idiotic they require the 'DO NOT EAT. THIS IS NOT A FOOD' warning on a bottle of sun-cream. Can be used in polite conversation because of its obscurity.
"your DVD is due back before 10pm"
"in the morning?"
"you are a sun-cream eater"
confused face, leaves.
It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra
"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll
(The girl must have eaten corn for this) When banging a girl on her period then do anal until you cum and she shits on your dick, then have her suck it off.
She was on her period and had eaten corn yesterday so I gave her the cherry cream corndog for dinner!
When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
A cold treat made of two soft cookies and ice cream in the middle.
Many people have enjoyed the sweet treat over decades.
Not to be used as a sex word, perverts.
My mom and I made ice cream sandwiches together. They taste very good.
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