Goat Boy

A person who looks like and sounds like a goat. They think they are a gangster but they are a wankster. Someone who gets blow jobs off of horse looking girls and gets ganged raped by big black men.

Definition.(2) A man that go maaaa meeea maaaaaaaaaaa and eats grass and shit.

Definiton.(3) Will Scott "AKA" Goat boy.

Example.(1)jim breur as goat boy on saturday night live.

Example.(2) A half man half goat or horse.

Example.(3)A Centaur

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Bloats my goat.

Something that annoys you or turns you off.

Antonym: Float your boat

That really bloats my goat. - Said when annoyed about a specific thing.

Whatever bloats your goat. - (Antonym to whatever floats your boat.) - Said when you don't agree with someones peculiar or unusual opinion on a turn off, but you respect their right to be turned off.

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A fugly goat master

when you pull out off a girl then blow it in her face while screaming iyecarumba and drizzling chocolate all over her face making her convulse and make goat like noises.
(note... after many fgm's girls cease to become sexually able to produce orgasms)

Cheri was never the smame after i gave her a fugly goat master.

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Goat roper

A redneck who is known for tying up goats with rope to tape them

Billy bob is a goat roper from way back

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Cheese Goat

An easy way to describe a goat that produces milk for cheese.

Look, its a cheese goat!

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nanny goat

much like pulling a goat however the stunt is performed by a sexually ragged female where the wizard sleeves are pulled back in a doggy style position to hang out between the thighs thus resembling a nanny goat

oh man i had to get my stomach pumped after seeing that nanny goat at kyles party

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sluggish with goat meat

The state a person is in after consuming large quantities of any kind of food (not necissarily goat meat), making it difficult to move or do anything.

uuughh damn that chinese food has me sluggish with goat meat...i can barely move

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